A collection of Funny Geek quotes / Computer jokes
# There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t
# If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0
# I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly
# My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
# Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
# In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
# Hand over the calculator, friends don’t let friends derive drunk
# I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
# Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
# The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX
# A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax
# Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly
# A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history – with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila
# The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong
# UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity
# Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
# C://dos
C://dos.run
run.dos.run
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